Roles of a Indian husband

ATM machine -

                           Just because we were granted the license of marriage we can take as much money  we want from this ATM  -anytime and anywhere.After all, we spend this money to show the world how high his status is or how he keeps us in comfort and luxury.

Chefs-

                          Indian parents can no more panic to give their daughter's hand in marriage to an ITT ian or an engineer .Apart from knowing software,he has tremendous knowledge in cookware.As he has to leave his mom to work in far-off places in India usually in Bengaluru ,Chennai,Pune etc,moms give special training to their boys more than their girls.Soon they learn all the skills in cooking.All a newly- married girl shall do is some lab-work in kitchen and have her husband as a  guinea pig to try out a new recipe.He has to say the food was wonderful when it was wonderful and wonderful even when  it was not wonderful.

 Facebook friend-

                            Husband is usually enlisted as a facebook friend for security reasons.Has he  the guts  to open a new profile without our knowledge?Those who have  nothing to do with FB will keep wondering why the plants in their garden are dried and the angel fish in their aquarium have become angels out of starvation and their pet dog Browny has become bony.Stastics say that while the bitter half is away on work,just to kill time(?) women play farmville,petville ,fishville etc.

Guardians-

                           While the whole world enjoys it's week ends,this pathetic figure  after a busy week yearns to be inside the house.But this liberty is taken from him once he is married.The wife wants to be taken out.Indian women are given advice not to yield to the request of their spouse to learn car driving.They  are careful enough not to fall a prey to his deceitful and crafty idea of passing out some of his responsibilities to us.He should forget about spending his own time and should accompany us to movies which he doesn't find interesting or he is cursed to swim through the  crowd in chicken booths of the malls on sundays while we are comfortably seated in the dining hall.He should come shopping with us though nothing was consulted.

                          By now you would have begun to think if this particular creature lives in a democratic country like India?He has no liberty to talk anything about our family which we thoroughly enjoy,no liberty to praise the cine actresses,no liberty to ask the wife to loose weight or not to beat the children and this list goes on and one thing you must note, this article in no way contains any autobiographical element in it(he... he... he...)

                          Now friends tell me, don't these people need to celebrate MEN'S DAY-atleast on march 9.My humble opinion is that they should celebrate atleast a week.Letz take a day out(week ?) with our friends